Monthly Archives: October 2013

BJ Babu (Reshma ki dukhbhari daastan)

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Sarkari Officers ka bhrastachar to aap jaante hi hai. Par wo is hadd tak gir jaega, ye to humne socha hi nahi tha. Ye kahani hai September mahine ki 12 taarikh ki. Subah 11 bajah ka samay hai. Reshma gayi thi ek sarkari daftar, apni file hilane ko, par waha use kuch aur hi hilana pad gaya.

Subah 10 baje reshma jab ghar se nikli, usne dekha raste par roj ki tarah chahl pahal hai. Is chahal pahal mein Reshma aage badhi. Right side mein gannewala (sugarcane vendor) nichod nichod kar ras nikal raha tha, to left side mein, Munna kakdi aur bhindi bech raha tha. Reshma par dil to dono ka hi tha, par apni apni biwiyo ke darr se wo kabhi uske paas nahi jaate the. Reshma ke red red heel wale jooto ki tup tup se poora mohalla tham jata tha. Ignoring all this, Reshma jab aage badhi to ek auto wala uske paas aakar brake maarta hai aur kehta hai…

“Reshma meri jaan Reshma, baithegi kya meri seat mein???

Tujhe pahoocha doonga darling tere destination…ek hi heart beat mein.”

Rickshaw wale ki is behudgi se naaraz Reshma ne palat waar kiya aur boli

“Aye Rickshaw wale mere peeche apana mat jalana tel, mere dono bhai log, tujhe denge pel…

aur mujhe teri biwi naa samajh…pehen ke Bata, maine achcho achcho ka hai kaata”

Uske baad wo rickshaw mein baith gayi aur rickhaw wale ne apne promise ke mutabik, ek hi heartbeat mein use pahucha diya. Waha utar kar reshma ne apne greeen wallet ko apni grey jeans ki peeche wali pocket se dheere nikala. Kholte hue usne naughty Rickshawala wale ko Rs. 20 ka note diya aur muskura kar waha se nikal gayi. Thodi door chal kar wo us daftar pahuchi, jahan use pata nahi tha ki uske saath kya hone wala hai.

Reshma ke paas jo bag tha, us bag mein kuch aise documents the, jo reshma ke liye beizzati ka paigam banane wale they. Actually 6 months se reshma wo file hilane ki koshish kar rahi thi. Lekin wo phasi thi ek aise haiwan ka taango ke beech, ki reshma use nahi hila paayi. Is officer ka naam to hum aapko nahi bata sakte, par ye jaaroor bata sakte hai ki log use kis naam se bulaya karte hai. Unki haiwaniyat ke charche all four directions mai phaile huye the, jinki wajah se wo kehlate the, ‘BJ BABU”. Reshma ke red heels ki aawaz se chowkidaar aur chaprasi hi nahi sab hi chauk gaye the. Sabhi babu log, apni apni table par dhyaan dena chhod, Reshma ki taraf dekhne lag gaye the. Sab dekh rahe the ki Reshma kis table ki taraf jaa rahi hai. Use “BJ BABU” ki taraf jata dekh sab ne samjha ki aaj kya hone wala hai.

Bade pyaar se Reshma boli, “Kaise hai BJ uncle???”

Us par BJ uncle ho gaya khada apni kursi par aur bola,

“Arre O Reshma, jara laga apna tu chashma. Mujhe bhale hi ho takkal, par nahi mai tera uncle.

Budhha ho ya jawan, sabko chhodu main peeche, jara aake to dekh meri jaan, tu “Table ke neeche”

Bholi bhali Reshma kuch samajh nahi paayi. Uncle use bola, khol khol, jara apni file to khol. Dekhu to usmein kya hai. File ke documents dekh kar BJ BABU Reshma ke dard ki gehrayi samjha. Usne Reshma se kahan,

“Beta, tumhari chaal mein hai style, aur mujhhe pasand hai teri smile, par mere bas mein nahi hai hilanan teri file”

us par Reshma boli, “BJ BABU BJ BABU, kaun sa button main dabu. File nahi sarak rahi, mai to ho rahi hoon ab bekabu”

Uske baad kya jo Reshma ne dekha wo hum aapko describe bhi nahi kar sakte. BJ BABU ki smile dekh kar Reshma samajh gayi ki use kya karna hai. Uske baad kya tha, file table ke upar aur Reshma table ke neeche. Masoom Reshma ki dukh bhari Dastaan sunkar hamara dil dehek utha hai, par afsos ye hai ki BJ BABU abhi bhi chain se table ke neeche baitha hai. Hamare reporters aapke liye laaye hai BJ BABU ka ye ki tasveer aur BJ ko dete hai lalkaar:

“Oye BJ BABU… kaat ke tere naam ka nimbu, khayi hai humne kasam,

Leta ke table ke upar, poori karenge teri maut ki rasam”

Jab le hamra ke tu na debu (Remix to Raja Raja Bhojpuri)

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If you still don’t know Radheshyam Rasiya, I would recommend you pick a garbage bag and perform erotic asphyxiation on your dog or cat or mouse or whatever pet you have or you can checkout my other post

https://looneydarinda.wordpress.com/2013/07/26/fifty-shades-of-radhe-shyam-rasiya/

This legend rose to fame with the classic video… Raja Raja Bhojpuri

Usually, for every musical legend, there is an idiot who creates a remix to spoil the legend’s hard work. But this time DJ Mirchi Mix had got it right. Now this DJ Mirchi mix is no newbie and is known for his award winning tracks “Nathuniya pe goli maare” and “Lehenge se lage hawa” . I have to admit, DJ Mirchi Mix has done justice to the original video (to be discussed later). He has not taken it to the next level, neither has created a masterpiece, but DJ Mirchi Mix has created a simple and ‘a dil ko chhoo jaane wala track’, which really picks up towards the end. There is a 47 sec music sequence, right in the beginning, before the singing starts. This gives you ample chance to check out the lead item girl (in two different dresses revealing different set of curves) and the side kicks, obviously wearing skimpy outfits. There is enough footage of the of the interesting body parts (which will keep you glued to the screen). All in all, a good video addressing the interests of all demographic sections. So, without further ado,  I bring to you Raja Raja Bhojpuri Remix by DJ Mirchi Mix. Hope you enjoy.