Monthly Archives: January 2014

Rahul Gandhi Interview: The Real Uncut Version

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The recent RaGa interview by none other than Arnab Goswami has stirred up the nation. The amount of torture we have suffered in the two UPA regimes is nothin in comparison to what the nation suffered in Rahul Gandhi’s three hour interview with Mr. ‘Nation wants to know’ yesterday. The one screened on the TV was an edited and severity dubbed version. We got hold of the copy of the real (read fake) interview thanks to our beloved Looney Darinda – Naughty Racoon.

Before interview…
Arnab: Hi Rahul, how are you?
Rahul: I am good. You have chocolate? Mamma said you give chocolate.
Arnab: Yes, here is your chocolate. (Arnab gave Rahul a Dairy Milk)
Yaay Mujhe Chocolate Mila!!!

Yaay Mujhe Chocolate Mila!!!

Rahul: Mamma waiting downstairs, I want to go.
Arnab: Naa beta, let’s quickly finish the interview. I will give you lollipop after the interview.
Rahul: I want BEER!!!
Sonia (Whispering) : No pappu no!!!
Rahul: Ok Mamma!!!
Interview begins:
Frankly Speaking

Frankly Speaking

Arnab: Hi Rahul. Welcome to Times Now.
Rahul: Hi.
Arnab: Rahul, I will come straight to the point here. Why do you call Modi a murderer?
Rahul: Yes. Modi ke naam mein hi murder hai.
Arnab: What do you mean?
Rahul: MO DI = MOut DI. He is the messenger of death.
Arnab: So by the same logic, your surname Gandhi means… Gaa….
Rahul (To Sonia): Mamma dekho naam ka majak uda raha hai!!! [This portion was edited]
Arnab: Moving forward, what is the difference between 1984 riots and 2002 riots.
[Rahul takes out his mobile and calculates]
Rahul: [After 5 long minutes] 18
Arnab: 18?
Rahul: Yes, 18. It’s simple… 2002 – 1984 = 18.
We managed to capture Arnab’s expressions. He looked something like this …
What the fuck you want to say???

What the fuck you want to say???

Arnab: Ok. Now moving forward. What are these 6 bills you keep talking about?
Rahul: The six bills are as following:
One… Electricity Bill … two ummmm … Phone Bill … Horn-bill … Kill Bill … Chai ka Bill (Suck that Modi) and  Bombill!!!
Arnab: Bombill??
Rahul: Yes. It’s Bombay Duck. It’s also called Lotte Maach in Bengali. You must be knowing it.
Arnab: I want to go one on one with Rahul:
Cameraman: Sir, but the interview is one on one.
Arnab: Rahul, never ever, never ever, ever never, never never, dare call me a Bengali. I am Assamese.
Rahul: Sorry Shaktimaan.
[After some time, the interview had to be stopped, because Rahul wanted to do Ghoda Ghoda. Arnab refused, as he was already taking Rahul for a ride. We manage]
Arnab: What do you mean by women empowerment?
Rahul: Before UPA government, Meenakshi Natrajan was not a Tunch Maal. After ten years of UPA rule, she is now a tunch maal. Our official spokesperson has made our position very clear.
Diggi Raja Tunch Maal

Diggi Raja Tunch Maal

Arnab: Rahul, why do you need 12 cylinders?
Rahul: We believe in women empowerment. So we have increased the prices so high that people cannot eat outside, anymore. Hence, people need 12 cylinders. “9 cylinder se baat nahi ban rahi!!!”
Like an external viva teacher, Arnab tried his best to get some answer that made sense, but sadly he failed. In the end he gave up and decided to take Rahul out for beer. Arnab’s close friends have said that he wants to retire (a rumor we do not want to believe. We leave you with the scenes after the interview (Courtesy: Toon of the Day)
Teri Keh ke Loonga!!!

Teri Keh ke Loonga!!!

Morning Potty, the real joy of life

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Sorry for the long absence. We were busy beating the hell outta each other. There was a major difference of opinion on whether a post about something as preposterous as morning potty should be allowed on to the blog. We took a poll, which turned out to be fifty-fifty. Hence, we had to decide in a fist fight, in which the strong won and the weak were defeated. This fight has resulted into 3 ruptured limbs,2 swollen eyes and 12 broken teeth. But, it was important to hold the ‘Freedom of Artistic Expression’ as high as possible.

Morning Potty – Aadmi ko kya chahiye, do waqt ki Roti aur subah ki ek mast wali potty!!!

One fine day, when ‘Mr. Kinky Cobra’ the author of ‘Sex and the Nighty’  and ‘Hajmolawala’ was busy doing his morning thing, he happened to drop this gem (I mean, Literary Gem). This is by far the most poetic potty in history. Just hold your breath, and feel the morning…

Ah that feeling...

Ah that feeling…

Looney darindey’s looney videos for 2013

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We are already into 2014 and its time we released the list of videos that rocked 2013 for us. From the list of millions of videos present on Youtube, we have short but strong list of 4 videos. Now these videos were not released in 2013, but are still the top videos for Looney Darindey. In 2014, we promise that we will do a complete blog post on all of the singers (except one).

Video 4:

Gandhiji had said, “An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.” but we say that “Taher Shah’s Eye to Eye will not only make the world blind, but also deaf and may be dead.” So without further ado, we bring  to you “Eye to Eye”.

Video 3:

Do you love Sunday morning? Frankly I prefer Saturday more, but Sunday morning gives you the feel that next day is Monday and you still have a job. One fine Sunday morning, thanks to a friend for mine from Delhi (who does not listen to Yo Yo Honey Singh) shared this wonder from Nepal, Bhim Niroula

Video 2:

The contender for the number two spot is a beast called Jon Lajoie. The creator of videos like ‘High as Fuck’, ‘Rapist glasses’ , ‘Fuck Everythin’, brings to you ‘Show me your genitals!!!’. This video was released almost half a decade back, but still we love it and could listen to this all day long (if high).

The winner for this  contest, no points for guessing again is Radhe Shyam Rasiya Ji. We have already done a detailed blog post Fifty Shades of Radheshyam Rasiya, but here is our winner for 2013.

We hope you like this list and wish you a very very happy new year.