Monthly Archives: December 2014

These hilarious spoofs of Kinley ad are amazing!!!

These hilarious spoofs of Kinley ad are amazing!!!

Remember the latest Kinley ad (the one with Ashish Vidhyarthi), where the girl lies to her father and goes to Lonavala with her boyfriend. One thing leads to another and she loses her virginity. She feels guilty, decides to call her dad and confess. Of course, she cannot tell him the full truth, but she does confess that she is out with her friends. Well if you do not remember, you can refresh your memory by viewing the below YouTube video again.

Well many Indian YouTube users have created some amazing spoofs. Some of these videos are created by professionals like Gaurav Gera, while most of them are by amateur users. While most of them are crap, below two videos are pretty fun and a definite one time watch. I will spare you the description, as the videos are short and have a nice funny twist.

  1. Baap and Beta version

2.  Boond boond mein ‘Kink’

You won’t believe what this Kuwaiti scholar says about beating wives!!!

You won’t believe what this Kuwaiti scholar says about beating wives!!!

Introduction: Jassem Al-Mutawa is a Kuwaiti scholar and is the president of Iqra satellite channel; an Islamic TV channel presenting programs on everyday life problems concerning spiritual, cultural, social and economic issues from a modern Islamic perspective.

Description: The show starts with Jassem Al-Mutawa holding three long rods and saying, “Today we discuss imposing discipline in the family”.  He is asking the audience, which rod can be used to impose discipline in the family and then carefully examines different rods in his hands.

He says, “Family disciplining is the right of the husband toward his wife, and vice versa.”

There are some hilarious quotes in here, such as,

“Now let’s take a look together at this big rod here” followed by, “Someone said to me, I have a long rod at home and whenever my wife does something wrong, look what I do to her with this rod”.

A few minutes into the show, out of nowhere appears, Dr. Mahmoud Al-Hajj, who says, “The steering wheel of the family is in the hands of the husband.”

“Men are the guardians of women” He also explains his progressive framework for dealing with a “rebellious wife”, where he clearly distinguishes between harsh and non-harsh beatings, but makes clear that “One must not hit a women’s face”. He also states that beatings are OK, but the ones that cause fractures and wounds are not good. The funniest part is, “a wife does not need to use her hands to beat the husband, because women are weaker than men.”

Some other highlights of this super hilarious show and some life changing quotes are mentioned below:

  1. Husband should beat his wife with a handkerchief – Ibn Abbas
  2. Husband should beat his wife with a toothpick – Other Scholars
  3. Woman is built weaker than the man – Jassem

Conclusion: The conclusion (as per the video) here is, one should not beat his wife with the intention of being mean or revenge, but to communicate a message that he is not pleased with his behavior. “Start being yourself and be good.”

In the end, Jassem states few statistics, such as in the USA every 12 seconds a husband beats his wife, some of which also result in death. So before the west criticizes them for wife beating they should check their own facts.

He also states that the only cure for sadism and masochism is “Beatings!”. He says, “If a man is married to a woman suffering from sadism – let him beat her.”

Our View: Even though Jassem provides a very balanced view of “Wife Beating”, we despise the idea of wife beating in the first place. We think it is a bullshit practice, as a man has no right over a woman’s body. We do not want to hurt any religion, but beating women is for cowards and not men. Please do not beat your wives. If you notice a man beating a woman, don’t just stand there, stop him immediately.

Awesome spoof of Fortune’s ‘Ghar ka Khana’ ad will absolutely blow your mind!!!

Awesome spoof of Fortune’s ‘Ghar ka Khana’ ad will absolutely blow your mind!!!

Few months back, Fortune’s ‘Ghar ka Khana’ ad had taken social media by storm. As always, everything that shines on social media is not gold (most of the times it is utter bullshit). We found this ad total crap and we think it is scarier than the cute kitten emails. In fact, in our blog post, This advertisement is the real beginning of the end for humanity!!! we explained in detail how this is a conspiracy by cats and dogs to take over the world. The other day someone shared a mind blowing parody, which is hilarious and far more honest. You have to see it to believe it. It is a heart-warming tale of two close friends. One is on the hospital bed for hitting on a body builder’s girlfriend and this other gandu keeps visiting him, but the cute nurse keeps asking him to ‘fuck off’!!! What happens next is something you have to see for yourself.

P.S. The nurse is kind of cute!!!

These weird Asian Music Videos will make you question your entire life!!!


Watching these weird Asian (the American version of Asian i.e. excluding Middle East, Russia, Indian Subcontinent etc.) songs will make you question the sun, the moon, the stars, your wife, kids, dogs and everything around you. From lot of movies we have seen, we already know that the Japanese, Chinese and Southeast Asians like it weird. There is ‘Middle East Weird’, ‘American Weird’, ‘European Weird’ and then on a completely different dimension, there lies the Asian Version of ‘Weird’ which has always been a notch above the rest of the world. For example, people who want to watch a fucked up horror movie usually lookup for ‘Fucked Up Japanese Horror’ or ‘Japanese movies that will Fuck You in the brain’ etc. Similarly, I landed up on this video called the ‘Awesome Asian Song’ and that’s how it all started.

  1. Awesome Asian Song

Believe it or not the video is called ‘Awesome Asian Song’ uploaded by the ‘Least creative person’ on the planet, who could not find a better name. This is a track by Kineski Narodnjaci and featuring Ivo Zvan.

As per ‘Mr. fakeeminem2k6’, the song is about three people who are happy after having Dog Soup. Though a simple translation of the first verse will tell you what the song is really about,

johnny moe phoned me on from my I cry alone, foam foam, ten ten, town to chum, young gay law. You done run me from my grandma, I cry alone.. me so horny I’ll drown all gone and run gay law. I so sad in my zone zone.

This is not the only song my Kneski Narodnjcai, and there are quite a few that would make the list, but I think this guy deserves a dedicated blog post. I will leave you with one more short video from this awesome dude, which is a must watch.

  1. Diarrhea Dance

Alright, QUIZ TIME!!!

  1. What would you do, if you see a cute Japanese girl holding her stomach?
  2. Get three more chics and make them work out to “I have a bad case of Diarrhea”.

Not exactly a music video, as this is from a Japanese Television series called ‘Zuiikin’ English’. Back in 1992, the Japanese people tried to learn English with the help of these videos. The series combines English language lessons with gymnastic exercise programs.

Another video from the series is again a hit, “How dare you say such a thing to me”, which obvisouly ends with a famous ‘English’ phase, ‘Hasta la Vista’.

  1. Random Japanese Music Video

I am totally speechless after watching this video and clueless about its existence. So, I am going to leave it at that, but this is definitely as weird as people who order fake shit.

  1. Aīn! Dance no Uta

It is done by a band called MiniMoni in collaboration with comedian Ken Shimura. I think the video has hypnotic ability. Even though it is meant for KIDS, it is awesomely enough to fuck up your mind too.

  1. Rollin Wang’s Chick Chick Song

The Chinese Pop Star, WANG Rong, aka Rollin Wang has tried to create a new viral that is supposed to be the next Gangnam Style. The video lacks the fluidity to become the next Gangnam Style, but has everything else, Chicken, Topless Men wearing weird masks, crazy singing, more chicken and I think, the Chicken drinks beer in the end and burps, which makes this video a complete package. IT might not become as popluar as PSY’s Gangnam Style, but definitely on a weirdness scale, it leaves Gangam Style way behind.

  1. マキシマム ザ ホルモン “え・い・り・あ・ん by Maximum the Harmone

As I was planning to wrap up this list with Rollin Wang’s Chick Chick Song, I stepped on ‘マキシマム ザ ホルモン “え・い・り・あ・ん’ by Maximum the Harmone. I have retained the Japanese name, as I am still trying to figure the out a much more English looking name.  This one is for all the rock fans. The good thing about the video is, unlike the rest, it slowly towards weirdness.

The user reactions to these videos have been really hilarious too.  I am quoting some of them below –

‘thank god for the subtitles, without them the song would not make any sense’ – Marcvie J. (the subtitles are in Chinese)

 ‘I dare someone to through town blasting this on their radio. Bonus points if you do it through chinatown NYC.’ – MajoraMajesty

‘Japan is really a gift to this world’ – I’M Denise

but my favorite, which completely resonates my thought….

‘Sometimes I ask myself….. How the hell did I get to this side of YouTube?’ – LOLNOOBCAKES

The Accident



Wake Up!

Look inside the window!!!

The accident is beautiful. As pure as a mother’s breast milk. Little kids playing with severed head, as the mother washes their clothes. Sound of her knee hitting the wet floor was enough to cause a trembling in her voice, but not to stop the kid from reaching the intestine lying scattered on the floor like a dead snake. She loved him too much and did not want to lose another child because of choking. Even with a bruised knee, she gathered the strength to somehow drag herself and snatch the intestine from her child’s hand. Arrogance of the kids was not new to her, but the persistence with which he kept chasing her was amazing. Tired of crawling, the kid retired. For the first time, the kid stood on his two feet and innocently asked his mommy, “Ma, why is dad not saying anything?”