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BJ Babu (Reshma ki dukhbhari daastan)

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Sarkari Officers ka bhrastachar to aap jaante hi hai. Par wo is hadd tak gir jaega, ye to humne socha hi nahi tha. Ye kahani hai September mahine ki 12 taarikh ki. Subah 11 bajah ka samay hai. Reshma gayi thi ek sarkari daftar, apni file hilane ko, par waha use kuch aur hi hilana pad gaya.

Subah 10 baje reshma jab ghar se nikli, usne dekha raste par roj ki tarah chahl pahal hai. Is chahal pahal mein Reshma aage badhi. Right side mein gannewala (sugarcane vendor) nichod nichod kar ras nikal raha tha, to left side mein, Munna kakdi aur bhindi bech raha tha. Reshma par dil to dono ka hi tha, par apni apni biwiyo ke darr se wo kabhi uske paas nahi jaate the. Reshma ke red red heel wale jooto ki tup tup se poora mohalla tham jata tha. Ignoring all this, Reshma jab aage badhi to ek auto wala uske paas aakar brake maarta hai aur kehta hai…

“Reshma meri jaan Reshma, baithegi kya meri seat mein???

Tujhe pahoocha doonga darling tere destination…ek hi heart beat mein.”

Rickshaw wale ki is behudgi se naaraz Reshma ne palat waar kiya aur boli

“Aye Rickshaw wale mere peeche apana mat jalana tel, mere dono bhai log, tujhe denge pel…

aur mujhe teri biwi naa samajh…pehen ke Bata, maine achcho achcho ka hai kaata”

Uske baad wo rickshaw mein baith gayi aur rickhaw wale ne apne promise ke mutabik, ek hi heartbeat mein use pahucha diya. Waha utar kar reshma ne apne greeen wallet ko apni grey jeans ki peeche wali pocket se dheere nikala. Kholte hue usne naughty Rickshawala wale ko Rs. 20 ka note diya aur muskura kar waha se nikal gayi. Thodi door chal kar wo us daftar pahuchi, jahan use pata nahi tha ki uske saath kya hone wala hai.

Reshma ke paas jo bag tha, us bag mein kuch aise documents the, jo reshma ke liye beizzati ka paigam banane wale they. Actually 6 months se reshma wo file hilane ki koshish kar rahi thi. Lekin wo phasi thi ek aise haiwan ka taango ke beech, ki reshma use nahi hila paayi. Is officer ka naam to hum aapko nahi bata sakte, par ye jaaroor bata sakte hai ki log use kis naam se bulaya karte hai. Unki haiwaniyat ke charche all four directions mai phaile huye the, jinki wajah se wo kehlate the, ‘BJ BABU”. Reshma ke red heels ki aawaz se chowkidaar aur chaprasi hi nahi sab hi chauk gaye the. Sabhi babu log, apni apni table par dhyaan dena chhod, Reshma ki taraf dekhne lag gaye the. Sab dekh rahe the ki Reshma kis table ki taraf jaa rahi hai. Use “BJ BABU” ki taraf jata dekh sab ne samjha ki aaj kya hone wala hai.

Bade pyaar se Reshma boli, “Kaise hai BJ uncle???”

Us par BJ uncle ho gaya khada apni kursi par aur bola,

“Arre O Reshma, jara laga apna tu chashma. Mujhe bhale hi ho takkal, par nahi mai tera uncle.

Budhha ho ya jawan, sabko chhodu main peeche, jara aake to dekh meri jaan, tu “Table ke neeche”

Bholi bhali Reshma kuch samajh nahi paayi. Uncle use bola, khol khol, jara apni file to khol. Dekhu to usmein kya hai. File ke documents dekh kar BJ BABU Reshma ke dard ki gehrayi samjha. Usne Reshma se kahan,

“Beta, tumhari chaal mein hai style, aur mujhhe pasand hai teri smile, par mere bas mein nahi hai hilanan teri file”

us par Reshma boli, “BJ BABU BJ BABU, kaun sa button main dabu. File nahi sarak rahi, mai to ho rahi hoon ab bekabu”

Uske baad kya jo Reshma ne dekha wo hum aapko describe bhi nahi kar sakte. BJ BABU ki smile dekh kar Reshma samajh gayi ki use kya karna hai. Uske baad kya tha, file table ke upar aur Reshma table ke neeche. Masoom Reshma ki dukh bhari Dastaan sunkar hamara dil dehek utha hai, par afsos ye hai ki BJ BABU abhi bhi chain se table ke neeche baitha hai. Hamare reporters aapke liye laaye hai BJ BABU ka ye ki tasveer aur BJ ko dete hai lalkaar:

“Oye BJ BABU… kaat ke tere naam ka nimbu, khayi hai humne kasam,

Leta ke table ke upar, poori karenge teri maut ki rasam”

Cheeni Chudail

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Cheeni Chudail

Pichle hafte apne dekha HAJMOLA khilakar ladkiyon ko phaasne wale Darindey ko. Agar us kahani ne aapka dil dehla diya tha…to aaj ki kahani aapke dil ka murabba bana degi… Agar aapke abba ise padhenge to ho jaega “abba ka murabba”.

Jaise ki humne aap se Vaada kiya tha ki hum aapko vaakif karenge ek aisi chudail se jo chai mein cheeni daal kar sugar patients ko pilati hai. Is chudail ka asli naam janane wale jinda nahi rehte…. Par sugar patients mein Ye “Cheeni Chudail” ke naam se jani jati hai… Apni chikni jawani ka fayda utha kar ye akele mardon ko ghar mein bulati hai aur unhe chai pilati hai. Khaas baat ye hai ki her mards belong to the target segment Men (between 25-35) and who have sugar or diabetes.

Gaur se dekhiye is chudail ko

Dekhne mein to ye ek jalpari Jaisi hai par iski sunahari julfo se dhokha mat khaiye.

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“Dikhne mein hai Jyoti, but chukhne ne mein hai jwala… Normal logo ke liye sheela aur sugar patients ke liye maut ki raasleela!!!”

Iske kisse sun kar aap thar thar kaap uthenge. Ye kahani hai Dilli ki us raat ki jab Sharma uncle aur aunty circus dekh kar laut rahe the. Circus boring thi to Sharma aunty ne kaha ki unhe ice cream khana hai. ice cream khane ja hi rahe the ki pados ke Newly married mr. And mrs. Singh bhi wahan aaye. Dono pariwaar gappe maarne page. Sharma ji ne butterscotch khatam kiya, tabhi mr. Singh ke liye sugar free ice cream lane hi Gaye the ki … Singh ji gayab ho Gaye. Is chudail ne unhe apne changul mein phaas liya tha. Singh ji to ghar nahi laute, par aisa aapke pati ke saath na ho isliye aapka ye farz banta hai ki jaise hi aapko is “Cheeni Chudail” ka pata lagta hai to hume bataye. Cheeni Chudail ke aaur bhi dil dehela dene wale kisse hum aapko aane wale dino mein sunayenge. Agle hafte hum dekhenge us Darindey ki kahani Jo bina deo lagaye lift mein chadta tha